I miss you so much it hurts… 

This defies all laws of cat.

This defies all laws of cat.

Fuck you.  

Ahhhhh… Anamorphism. Gotta love it. :)

Ahhhhh… Anamorphism. Gotta love it. :)

I feel like my curiosity eats away at my soul sometimes.

Maybe I really am cat-like. -_______-

You too, darling. <3

  • 1. First thing you wash in the shower? My face. 
  • 2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker? Coffee, please! :)
  • 3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?  As much as I can.
  • 4. Do you plan outfits? Absolutely.
  • 5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Excited! :D
  • 6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?A box of Cheez-its.
  • 7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body? Call the police and say a prayer.
  • 8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? Sigh.  My boy was here, holding me while I slept.
  • 9. Three of your current feelings? Since that last question:  Longing, love and still excitement. 
  • 10. What are you craving right now? Evan’s lips. 
  • 11. Do you floss? When I remember. 
  • 12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? “NOT MY CABBAGES!!!!”
  • 13. When was the last time you talked on aim? I don’t use AIM.  I use facebook chat, though, and I talked to Evan.
  • 14. When was the last time you cried? Why? A few days ago.  I miss my boy.
  • 15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be?  Ahhhh…..  I have no idea.  Off the top of my head, Storm from Xmen is pretty cool. :)
  • 16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize? HA!  No.
  • 17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? Depends on the icecream.  If you’re talking on a cone, then I always just lick it. :P
  • 18. Favorite movie ever? Devil Wears Prada
  • 19. Do you like yourself? Sure!
  • 20. Have you ever met a celebrity? I’m sure I’ve met a few in Vegas and were unaware that they were famous.
  • 21. Could you handle being in the military? I could handle it, but I’d prefer not to.
  • 22. What are you listening to right now? The sound of boiling water. :P
  • 23. How many countries have you visited? 3.
  • 24. Are your parents strict? Nope.
  • 25. Would you go sky diving? Noooooo…
  • 26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?  Sure.  I’d like to hear his thoughts on how shitty of a president he thinks he was. :)
  • 27. Whats on your mind right now? Evan.  As always.
  • 28. Is there anything you want to say to someone?  Dear Evan:  I love you. <3
  • 29. Have you ever been in a castle? Yup!
  • 30. Do you rent movies often? Define often.  Maybe once or twice a month.
  • 31. Whats your zodiac sign? Eastern: Rooster Western: Virgo
  • 32. When was the last time you had sex? Never.
  • 33. Name five facts about yourself. 1. My name is Kristen 2.  I want to kiss Evan 3.  I am in love with Evan Lloyd Fallis 4. I want Evan to come home now 5. I am currently cooking eggs.
  • 34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened?  I almost drowned in the pacific ocean after being pulled off of the really sharp rocks on the shore of Oregon.
  • 35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny? Karma, yes. Predestiny, no.
  • 36. Brown or white eggs? What’s the difference?
  • 37. Do you own something from Hot Topic? I’m sure I do somewhere. 
  • 38. Ever been on a train? I wish. 
  • 39. Ever been in love? I am right now.
  • 40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it? YES! I would do it even if I weren’t being paid! XD
  • 41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with?  Who ever happens to be in the same room as Evan right now.
  • 42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to becopme more attractive, would you do it? Hell no.
  • 43. Whom do you admire and why? Evan.  He is literally the most wonderful and amazing person I know.
  • 44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child? Fox in Socks by Dr Seuss.
  • 45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do?  Go inside to get the baby?!?!
  • 46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you? Happiness.  I want them to be professionally happy.
  • 47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?  Uhm…  Nyquil.  Sleep.
  • 48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?  Uhm… Dayquil.  I was awake.
  • 50. As your walking down the street you find a suitcase full of moneysitting next to a parked car, would you take it? Nah.
  • 51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them? Why wouldn’t I?  
  • 52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger? HA!  No.
  • 53. How old were you when you lost your virginity? I still have it.
  • 54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires? Ghosts, maybe.
  • 55. If you could live forever, would you want to? Nope.  The world is a shitty place and I’d prefer not to watch everyone I love die over and over again.
  • 56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are?  None of them.  I find that I’m pretty unique.
  • 57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?  I’ve got one in mind, but I’ll keep that to myself.  If you mean historically, probably ancient Greece or Rome.
  • 58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it?  No thanks.
  • 59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it?  I think I’ve got a better chance at changing the world being “Kristen the waitress” than “Kristen the president”.  So no.
  • 60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to?  Not really.  
  • 61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy? Live longer. At least, as long as I’ve got the love of my life next to me.